Don't you wish you could build your dreams out of shit. I mean, imagine this for a moment. If people could build their dreams out shit, the cost to run sewage treatment plants wouldn't be nearly as high.
You wouldn't need to flush your toilet as much, thus saving water, and California. (I have friends there.)
Water would be a lot cleaner overall.
People would probably eat better so they could shit better to make more shit, because the more shit, the more dreams!
People eating better means healthier people, and possible happier people lowering healthcare costs. (In general, my mother is the exception. Nothing can cure her.)
Healthier people means more shit which means more dreams...you see where this is going?
A lot of shit equals a lot of dreams. Everyone will have everything they want!
I think I'll start a crowd funding campaign to research how to turn shit into dreams. How many people will support me in this effort? I'll give out certificates of shit that can be turned in for dreams if we figure out how to do it. And maybe some other things like signed pictures of me or something. Those are worth shit too.
Can you tell it was one of those rare days for me? It's a good thing I can keep my sense of humor isn't it?
Also, I'm full of shit and dreams.
Mark C. Miller Sr.
Be a Human Being, Pay it forward.-MCM
